Introducing: Hit-Girl!

Can't say how badass it was when Hit-Girl busted on the scene and stabbed the shit out of the bad guys.

Story

Mac is a private detective. He takes the tough cases because he's a tough guy. Takes shit from no one. Always has a cigarette in his lips. Very brooding, very dark, and very violent. He's got problems, sure. Who doesn't? In this city, everyone's got problems. And who do they turn to? The cops? You got to be fuckin' kiddin' me. those dumbasses are too worried about keeping their uniform clean and pressed and when they're going to get their next promotion than catching the bad guys. Me? I don't give a shit. Which is probably why everyone's always coming to me with their problems. I didn't ask for this. I just kinda fell into it. You ask me if I'm worried about getting shot. Hell no. I'm not worried 'bout nothin' 'cept this case I'm working on now. Yesterday, this broad comes to me and says "Hey, Mac. I've got this problem and you're the only one that can help me." Oh man, I'd have nailed her right there but I got a policy not to bang my clients. Never know who they're involved with if they're comin' to me. Anyway, apparently she's being blackmailed by some suits. Says they're gonna make it public that she's been downloading porn illegally. Apparently everyone's doin' that these days. I asked her what she wanted me to do 'bout it, says she don't care as long as they leave her alone. Seriously Mickey, what the fuck am I supposed to do? I don't know anything about this shit. You know what I'm good at and I'm not sure it's the best thing to do here.
Why doesn't she just get a lawyer?
A lawyer? Pfff, yeah fuckin' right. You only do that if you want everyone to know your business. You remember at camp when you were caught jerking off in your sleeping bag? All those little pricks grew up to be lawyers. Wait, no. One of them's a priest now.

First!

I need to get some reference materials, couple books or something on comics. Or just some comic books or picture books. I already have an idea of what I'm going to do. I'll post up the story in a little bit and update that post as the story progresses, gets edited, etc. So um, yeah.